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Pill Demotivational Poster


A MOMENT - of silence please *sniff*


TAGS: pillsbury doughboy
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Airman

rubikscubeguy238 - May 19, 2011, 7:14 pm
lol
TwistedNinjaPirate - May 6, 2011, 7:43 pm
I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles. faved and 5L'd.
Greeny - May 4, 2011, 7:56 pm
I did a report on Doughboy - back when 'we' were both kids. I wrote Pillsbury (waaaay before the internet)& asked for a picture... they sent a huge poster - it was cool! I aced the report & then tossed the poster, or used it for darts - can't remember...
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 4, 2011, 1:14 pm
budumbumbump...lol
Produceman117 - May 4, 2011, 1:09 pm
Minnesota, huh? I always thought he was Danish. 5L.


HAPPY PILLS -




THIS CHOCOLATE IS DELICIOUS!!!!! -


TAGS: bp oil spill pelican
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by shadowice199

Hawamleh - October 9, 2010, 7:05 pm
Ok Grey...
Haarakkon - September 29, 2010, 2:15 pm
Lol! I'm not that picky.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 29, 2010, 2:01 pm
Uuuuummmmmmm....I said that.... haarr said "If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends"....or something.
GreyScorpion - September 29, 2010, 1:33 pm
Hamster, you EVER reference /b/ again, and I'll MC Hammer dance all over you.....or as Haar so eloquently put it. It's Hammertime!!........can't touch this.
Hawamleh - September 29, 2010, 12:26 pm
Lets Say Had this Been A class I Would Have Given It A /b/
forseti - September 29, 2010, 7:40 am
saw it some month ago on another page. 2L
tellitlikeitis - September 29, 2010, 6:26 am
Plain awful. "BP - killing and maiming animals since 1965" is more like it.
xamytrehod - September 28, 2010, 11:19 pm
This is damn funny
agdaniele - September 28, 2010, 10:21 pm
I know, right?
Claire - September 28, 2010, 10:14 pm
It's a good thing someone does.
agdaniele - September 28, 2010, 10:11 pm
I loved it.
Zealot - September 28, 2010, 8:49 pm
first i smiled, but then i was like disgust


Exploding Pillow -




RED PILL, BLUE PILL -


TAGS: pills better or worse
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Krissie - October 18, 2011, 11:54 am
Minor health issues for me. But stopped taking meds for 3 years, and flu/colds/etc., are a rare occurence for me now. And I feel MUCH better :)
CloudchaserS - October 16, 2011, 4:54 am
True, sometimes the side effects are worse than when the medication is meant to prevent
Verdeckt - October 15, 2011, 9:39 am
likewise, I've seen enough friends/relatives worse off for taking pharmacological products.
CloudchaserS - October 15, 2011, 9:31 am
I once wondered about that. Then I was told that not taking care of our bodies would be like if someone gave me a nice car and I didn't take care of it saying "It'll eventually conk out anyway."


ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA -




INSANITY -




KARAOKE - WAY Cooler Than Raping And Pillaging


TAGS: viking karaoke raping pillaging
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by lovenlife44

screamin361 - November 20, 2012, 4:16 pm
I suppose that depends on what you're into...
Swampfox - October 24, 2012, 3:20 am
The Emigrant Song?


INQUISITION -


TAGS: pillory public torture bdsm boots
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by steph1

rerun - March 19, 2011, 1:32 am

because, nutjobs aside, it is a great city.
Reality Lord - March 18, 2011, 1:06 pm

if i chuckle it gets 5L....lolz
iyaayas66 - March 18, 2011, 8:42 am
And again.... WHY do people want to go and live in San Francisco?


KILLSBURY DOUGH BOY - POKE HIM AND HE WILL KILL YOU!




GIRLFRIEND - The only one you're sleeping with tonight. Where's my "love" holes?




PILLOW FIGHT - You are serious about it.




PILLOWS - Comfortable enough to lay your head on, Strong enough to silence that annoying bitch beside you. God Bless Lime.


TAGS: pillow death kill murder haha
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by Grim [email protected]

Grim [email protected] - July 23, 2010, 2:48 pm
Please refrain from bashing someone's poster until you can correctly spell "After". Thank you.
getreal - July 23, 2010, 2:45 pm
you ruined the whole thing by putting words arter PILLOWS. seriously, none of that was funny, not even for a morbid freak like me. it was just lame. Show some class and just leave it at PILLOWS.
agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 12:36 pm
5L. Pssssst... use quicklime. Lime preserves a body.


OCCUPY - They want to stay in city parks, oh hell why not!




ANALGESICS - Sir, the pills go in your mouth.


TAGS: analgesics doctor hospital pills scrubs
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by suzieq

djrcreative - January 21, 2012, 12:57 pm
ROTFL! Nice. 5L


FOREIGN DREAMS -


TAGS: fish boy pillow fight
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

agdaniele - November 3, 2010, 10:16 pm
Aces!
crankyhead - November 3, 2010, 9:36 pm
LOL!


THE MULTI PURPOSE PILLOW -




READ THE LABELS - Before you let the guy ram the ship into a Sun!


TAGS: adama battlestar galactica pills labels
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Goozer

Rhinosaurus - July 10, 2010, 12:24 pm
Frak yeah!


SLEEPING PILLS - The new permanent kind


TAGS: bullet sleep pills
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Unsavory

faulty switch - August 6, 2009, 3:31 am
one in the head will do just fine.
Watcher - December 15, 2008, 9:00 pm
Take 2 of these in the head and never again call the doc in the morning.
me - December 15, 2008, 7:30 am
I don't get it, is that some kind of suicide pill?


EPIC MOTORBOATING -


TAGS: dirty pillows burn hell cubby
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

madmd - March 14, 2011, 10:35 am
I think they're really balloons, I see complete blue through the shirt.
guyfox - March 13, 2011, 4:15 pm
they're so huge they can't be natural
Cubbybear - March 12, 2011, 10:28 pm
Why not?
guyfox - March 12, 2011, 7:21 pm
they can't be real can they?


ANTI-SOCIAL - as if social networking wasn't anti-social enough




ALWAYS REMEMBER -


TAGS: hun rules pillage then burn
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 4:45 pm
Who say Hagar the Horrible has all the answers...or that dreadful Conan O'brien.
Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 4:43 pm
An important lesson for young barbarians everywhere. 5/5


DIET PILLS - These are endorsed by Oprah & Rosie.


TAGS: diet pill oprah rosie endorse doughnut
Rating: 2.72/5

More motifakes by MustyK

mikelles - September 30, 2013, 7:57 am
Saffron is commonly used for adding flavor to food, but it also has many medicinal properties, and is one of the finest appetite suppressants and aids in effective weight loss.
Chopperliscious - June 5, 2009, 5:09 am
Mmmmm Jeramines


DOGERPILLAR - I told you crossbreeding a dog with a caterpillar was a bad idea! But did you listen? Nooooooo!




L.E.O.G.'S ANIME EPISODE - Don't make Goku go to an even more ridiculous Super-Saiya level!


TAGS: leog league of extraordinary gentlemen spill anime goku
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by tel

nelfie14 - September 7, 2011, 6:06 pm
*ahem* not Goku...super gogeta lol


THE GOOD OL DAYS -




BEER RUN -


TAGS: don t spill a drop dude
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Donkasaurus - January 20, 2011, 1:12 am
I bet Nodar Kumaritashvili can beat you down that...oh yeh, that's right. HAHAHA too soon?
Reality Lord - January 19, 2011, 12:15 pm

the olympic committee might say different
50cal - January 19, 2011, 11:17 am
I would say a swiss ski'er could ;-)
tellitlikeitis - January 19, 2011, 9:59 am
Excellent poster RL. 5 suds for you.
hootizz - January 19, 2011, 3:29 am
Geepers pzykosiz.., if it got cold enough right now for you guys down under and turned all that water to snow, you guys would be in the middle of your own Ice Age..!!
pzykosiz - January 19, 2011, 1:20 am
australian's would be like this as well.. if we had snow :(
Reality Lord - January 18, 2011, 9:26 pm

they would be if they got in my way.
ICEMAN - January 18, 2011, 9:06 pm
5 dead polar bears.


LONGER THAN THE BENEFITS -


TAGS: pills side effects
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Greeny

MilDoc - May 23, 2011, 10:49 am
"Spontaneous dental hydroplosion"? Is that extreme gleeking?
steph1 - May 21, 2011, 10:30 am
you might just like his mom - she can't be worse than the rest of the side effects
CaptainBaked - May 21, 2011, 9:45 am
HAHA! *points* Your mom is a side effect!


REVENGE - In 1773 Americans spilled a few pounds of British tea in Boston Harbor. Over 200 yrs later those limey bastards spilled tons of oil in the Gulf of Mexico. Touché


TAGS: oil spill
Rating: 4.75/5

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agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 3:03 am
Good on ya!


TREAT -


TAGS: halloween sweets blue pills cubby
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

jameswnash - October 28, 2010, 9:01 pm
After 4 hrs call a doc? Yea right, more like calling everyone you know to either brag or invite over to help get it back down
panic8 - October 28, 2010, 11:29 am
Pfizer Productions proudly presents "Hard Candy for Dick Dodderer"
50cal - October 28, 2010, 10:37 am
Oh hell no! Anybody foolish enough to try and do that will find them self in the corner of their room rocking back and forth screaming "what have I done" trying to forget the images they have seen!
Cubbybear - October 28, 2010, 10:29 am
@50cal...Have you been reading my mind?
50cal - October 28, 2010, 10:26 am
looks like the begining of a really good porn. ;-)


LATE COFFEE -




ENDANGERED SPECIES - Thanks B P Thanks A Lot


TAGS: oil spills harm wildlife
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by Retrochcop

agdaniele - July 8, 2010, 10:22 pm
Goin' the way of the dodo.
Cubbybear - July 8, 2010, 5:34 pm
When my posters show this much skin, they get rejected...nice pic
Faceplant31 - July 8, 2010, 2:00 pm
Love the poster but i can't bring myself to vote on it!


YOUR PRESCRIPTION - Take One for inflammation, itching, burning, seething, ants in pants, craniorectal insertion, heebie jeebies, and hyperventilation


TAGS: medicine chill pill flame war doris funny prescription
Rating: 2.19/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Grammar Nazi - April 25, 2009, 9:18 pm
Okay, so wtf are we supposed to take if we shit too many bricks?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 23, 2008, 8:45 am
You got the name, and you were close on the date; it was the day LSD was first synthesized by Dr Albert Hoffman. 25 points!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 23, 2008, 2:45 am
13 points for LogicDude, plus 7 bonus points for a great all-text Herman Munster impression!
Herman LogicDude - November 23, 2008, 1:59 am
*jumps in his giant shoes* Darn Darn Darn Darn Darn *breaks through floor* Darn Darn Darn Darn!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 23, 2008, 1:53 am
Full disclosure: I have felt the need to take one of these recently. ( also, there are easter eggs in this one)


L.E.O.G.'S ANIME EPISODE - It shall be done, because Akira wills it so!


TAGS: leon league of extraordindary gentlemen spill anime manga akira
Rating: 1.43/5

More motifakes by lef

Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 14, 2009, 12:53 pm
not so eloquent....but apt...very apt. 1 lion.(i hope it eats you)
Fatty - July 14, 2009, 12:48 pm
You suck.


BP - MOLDING OUR FUTURE -




CONFIDENCE - Even if you have a Semi, you may still need help getting it up.




LEON SYNDROME - Mental illness that causes one to completely spoil the ending to a movie.




L.E.O.G.'S ANIME EPISODE - Do it, or we'll let Minmei sing!


TAGS: leog league of extraordinary gentlemen spill anime robotech
Rating: 1.43/5
boinger - May 4, 2011, 11:38 am
NOooooooooo! Not the singing! MAKE IT STOP!!!! Waaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!


ATTENTION PALE PEOPLE -


TAGS: vintage pink pill pale people
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - June 25, 2013, 10:53 am

Thank you, ma'am!~
MissPriss - June 25, 2013, 1:56 am
5Love at 1st site!


"THE TALK" - The 'Birds and Bees' talk is never easy... And far less effective when you open with "son, your mom trapped me"


TAGS: she said she was on the pill
Rating: 4.5/5

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Cubbybear - May 22, 2010, 2:14 pm
It was the truth...my ex wife and I were married less than 2 years and it was because she trapped me. After my son was born, I raised him as a single dad when she left us. Cubby don't lie son.
TheTrashHeap - May 22, 2010, 10:40 am
Someman7 perhaps you need a lesson on respecting your betters. Remember what Thumpers mother said... "if you can't say anything nice, Go fuck yourself!".
someman7 - May 22, 2010, 7:54 am
Cubbybear: "LOL", you're an idiot dad then. But you're probably lying anyway.
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 6:06 pm
Gosh all I got was "Go look it up on Google"
BoneCD - May 17, 2010, 9:06 pm
LMAO...5 "What you talkin' bout Dad.." poodles
Cubbybear - May 16, 2010, 7:57 pm
LOL...I actually told my son that
heathentod - May 16, 2010, 5:50 pm
I find pictures of herpes infested genitals from my college microbiology text most effective; I decided I'd wait until she was an adult to let her know about how mom tricked me. :)
agdaniele - May 16, 2010, 1:44 am
Thanks, DSA!
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 16, 2010, 1:36 am
@#$%& brilliant!!! LOL
ICEMAN - May 16, 2010, 12:23 am
Ouch X 5.


SOMEWHERE -


TAGS: douche cries over spilled coffee
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

CANADA - March 31, 2010, 7:44 pm
only time i drink coffee is duck and goose hunting
Chompers - March 31, 2010, 7:17 pm
The powers of the anti-douche are not to be questioned
Bob D. Sailor - March 31, 2010, 7:16 pm
I was wondering the same thing R.S.J.
R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 6:39 pm
I'm just wondering how you shatter a paper cup... 5!
Fatt Matt - March 31, 2010, 6:08 pm
I hate coffee, but at $13 a cup I'd be pissed too. +5 cafe-latte-crape'-douches


BRITISH PETROLEUM - They know!




DEMI Lovato -




PILLOW BITERS - Now have a choice. Salty yogurt and bubble yum.




THE SPOILER - Way to wreck another movie, Leon!


TAGS: leon leog cyrus league of extremely ordinary gentlemen spill spill com
Rating: 2.55/5

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Densaku - February 13, 2010, 6:33 pm
Spoiler-Man, Spoiler-Man...Does whatever a spoiler can.....


THE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY - Ain't that happy no more.




CO-HOST 3000 VS. WALL-E - THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!




BP'S NEW VICE PRESIDENT -


TAGS: overspill
Rating: 4.71/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 3, 2012, 5:27 pm
Ummmmm....It matters, A lot.
rodangol - March 3, 2012, 4:13 pm
doesn't matter, unless you plan on making it through all the bases...
440wakeup - August 3, 2010, 10:34 pm
SHE or HE? or HE/SHE??


WHAT YOU KNOW -


TAGS: food caterpillar success brazilian swedish
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Cubbybear - August 1, 2010, 1:28 pm
Ah the softcore days...I remember them well. 5L


HEADACHES -


TAGS: take a pill cubby
Rating: 4.1/5

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Bolverk37782 - March 24, 2011, 10:35 am
BUT..can be alleviated by the endorphins created when having sex…. Lots of it!!!


WHAT SIGNS WILL I SEE -




MR. PILL - Always traveling with the best of company.




OIL SPILL -


TAGS: spill
Rating: 3.76/5

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rerun - June 14, 2010, 7:50 pm

Now, this is funny


BIRTH CONTROL PILLS - What a guy wants to see...When she invites you in "for coffee"


TAGS: babe pills
Rating: 3.75/5

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LogicDude - June 22, 2009, 12:51 pm
How did you know that? Oh...I see.
know_it_all - June 22, 2009, 12:24 pm
logicdude, her dick?
Bob from Toronto - April 28, 2009, 12:11 pm
You can see her on "Guesshermuff.com" #384
agdaniele - April 27, 2009, 1:40 pm
Look at them sweater-nuffins!
LogicDude - April 27, 2009, 1:22 pm
What you DON'T want to see when she invites you in "for coffee" though? Coffee cups.


RESPONSIBILITY - Taking care of nature before it takes care of us. --Memo to BP CEO.




WHOOPS -


TAGS: whoops spilled milk story
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Arnaldo - November 17, 2009, 6:02 am
talking about sticking....
Derek - September 2, 2009, 8:40 pm
Frankie says RELAX


SPILLED MILK -


TAGS: spilled milk crying beer
Rating: 3.26/5

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Ed-Hyde - July 29, 2009, 7:26 am
Amen to that!


MOTIFAKERS TIME MACHINE -




MEDICATION -


TAGS: medication nest pills
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Derek - November 23, 2009, 12:56 am
Yep, you don't mess with Big Nurse.
Derek - July 28, 2009, 10:35 pm
Because you're cuckoo. It's either that or a lobmotomy. Yes, I like Juicyfruit.


MEDICATED - And absolutely fabulous !!!


TAGS: medicated absolutely fabulos pills pleasure
Rating: 3/5

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WAITINGMEDS - January 26, 2012, 3:12 pm
love it...since it is really my pic :)


ACID RUSH - should have taken the red pill


TAGS: pill
Rating: 2.88/5

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FATHERHOOD -


TAGS: im on the pill she says
Rating: 2.75/5

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DIAMONDS - They're a girl's best friend.




G O A T S I E - He's a goat and he eats his own milk!




SPILLED MILK - No Matter What You Say, I Find This Very Upsetting!


TAGS: spilled milk is very upsetting
Rating: 1.83/5

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murderblade - January 14, 2009, 12:54 am
always find an emo kid to cry about it some where.


L.E.O.G.'S ANIME EPISODE - Make it happen, or face the wrath of Harem no Jutsu!


TAGS: naruto leog league of extraordinary gentlemen spill leon anime
Rating: 1.47/5

More motifakes by uto

Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 10:58 am
I am tempted to break into every neighbors house, log onto MF, and give all of these gay posters a 1. But I swore of catburglary, after the last heist, so I have to take it like a man I guess.


L.E.O.G.'S ANIME EPISODE - The God of the New World wants it!


TAGS: leon league of extraordindary gentlemen spill anime manga kira death note
Rating: 1.25/5

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Sean - July 14, 2009, 3:19 pm
I strongly suspect that if I got even one of the two or three things this poster seems to reference, I'd find it even more annoying.


A GOOD MOTIFAKE? -


TAGS: one pill makes you larger
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

IllicoPresto - October 14, 2010, 6:18 pm
Arthur Rackham is one of my favorite fantasy artists. Good poster.
Bakstabr - October 14, 2010, 5:55 pm
Yay alice in wonderland. Well......"through the looking glass" more precisely but awesome nonetheless
Neener - October 14, 2010, 5:49 pm
I always read the rejection comments. Its good stuff.
Faceplant31 - October 14, 2010, 4:43 pm
You have no idea how hard some noobs make it look though. Just check the queue for an idea of what im talking about. 5L airman
ICEMAN - October 14, 2010, 4:31 pm
So simple a Timmy could do it. Or not. 5


she's awake -




Turbo Walker -


TAGS: geritol dones pills depends prunes for breakfast
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

lgvernon - March 8, 2014, 5:24 pm

Just so long as you don't have one of those 'rear-view mirrors' on your walker.
GaryO - March 8, 2014, 10:12 am
Oh man! My morning is made!
EmilioDumphque - March 8, 2014, 9:49 am
Prude! I'm going commando.


Not Yet Mister -


TAGS: perseverance pill death march
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

GaryO - July 20, 2014, 11:17 am
‘Call your doctor if lasting for more than four hours’ fat chance. My woman would bonk me on the head with her skillet and break into full vibrato; ‘O sweet mystery of life…at last I have found theeeeee’
Greybeard - July 17, 2014, 4:10 am
LMAO... :)
spacedog - July 16, 2014, 6:03 pm
HA! As with any other chore you must use the old refrain "awwh, do I have to?"


my memory foam pillow -




IMPULSIVENESS - Even though you have the urge, sometimes you just can't grasp it.


TAGS: caterpiller impulsiveness urge insects don t
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ryncovine

fgd051943 - December 9, 2013, 12:40 pm
Great picture!
falloutghoul - December 16, 2012, 7:44 pm
I guess that means I'm not supposed to touch it?


THE SECRET - to a successful website Merchandising


TAGS: rerun man pillow
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - March 21, 2011, 8:32 pm

words escape me.
ICEMAN - March 21, 2011, 3:50 pm
With genuine camel hair whiskers.


LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING -


TAGS: hangovers calendar house pills iceman
Rating: 4.76/5

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ICEMAN - December 26, 2011, 10:15 pm
Welcome to my world.
maoworks2 - December 26, 2011, 11:36 am
I'm About To Have One Right Now With Captain Morgan .


Glass Doors -


TAGS: glass door facer woman spill
Rating: 4.75/5

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MissPriss - February 21, 2014, 8:57 pm
Been there, done that and even had the t-shirt. That is until I found a second glass door...poor t-shirt!


STICK IT TO THE MAN -


TAGS: motifake calendar pills and cookies
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Sho - September 10, 2012, 11:30 pm
Feel5 like 2 eyes watching me sleep


SURFING - It's gonna be rad with your new Haz-Mat suit on.




SOUVENIERS -


TAGS: bp oil spill disaster
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

spacedog - August 2, 2010, 10:37 pm
You're making some great posters RL. Well done.
agdaniele - August 2, 2010, 9:55 pm
True dat... Zip-Lock bags don't biodegrade!


BEAUTY -


TAGS: didn t spill my beer
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Sean - August 27, 2011, 1:14 am
Here's some MotiFake ancient history for you younguns: my first "up-tree" poster was entitled "horseback riding" and the text was: "you're doing it wrong." It got rejected.
Verdeckt - August 26, 2011, 9:54 pm
5uperb
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 3:13 am
5 dizzy Ice's
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 3:00 am
This poster is making me dizzy.... I think it's the poster? 5 spinning trees.
MO - April 23, 2010, 11:23 am
I truely love when the comments add to an already amsome poster!! Under branch rocks!!!
GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 8:44 am
lol @ sean, likes an up tree poster, you wood. 5L
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 12:58 am
Amazing!
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:18 pm
I love a good up-tree poster.
Derek - April 22, 2010, 11:17 pm
Five magnolias in full bloom for you!


AT NIGHT I LAY STILL AND SILENT TRYING TO SLEEP - but my conscience is the sick twisted arbiter which keeps me up at all hours of the night




REGRETS -




PORTENT -


TAGS: caterpillar world butterfly
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - April 7, 2013, 1:21 pm
Pavement decoration
CloudchaserS - March 30, 2013, 11:00 am
And after the butterfly died, what did it turn into?


TALENT -


TAGS: headlines day dont spill the coffee in the company car
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

GreyScorpion - March 30, 2010, 11:40 pm
60 Minutes passed on your dedemption story, Jerry Springer said he'd air it on Tuesday
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 9:11 pm
WFT, you say?
rerun - March 30, 2010, 9:10 pm

WFT? Where is the rest of the article? I know I redeemed myself
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 9:05 pm
Amsome GS, simply Amsome!!!
spacedog - March 30, 2010, 8:22 pm
Wow! Excellent work GS, 5++.
Faceplant31 - March 30, 2010, 12:39 pm
GOLD! 5L
lesterinside - March 30, 2010, 12:32 pm
Pure Talent Grey. 5L!
R.S.Jake - March 30, 2010, 12:22 pm
Dangit Grey! I am going to get 'talked to' if I keep laughing at work!


THE FUTURE -




REVENGE -


TAGS: and if you look closely at the puddle you ll see a pill in it
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by Sean

thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 1, 2013, 3:40 am
Or the exact latitude and longitude where you place your feet when you first get out of bed.
Sean - March 20, 2010, 2:19 pm
"portended" if you will.
Sean - March 20, 2010, 2:18 pm
... and if you have a leather couch (particularly in THAT shade), shag carpeting somewhere in your house, is but a foregone conclusion.


STRANGE BRAINS AND AUDIBLES -


TAGS: those aren t two pillows
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by GaryO

EmilioDumphque - November 22, 2012, 9:13 pm
Damn, but you guys are goofy!
mariand - November 22, 2012, 7:06 pm
lol Gary... they invented hands free... Don't you try to trick us...


GREYBEARD PARTIES - This seems normal after you've gone to one




DRUG DEALER - Both pills will make you experience and see things Alice could never imagine - see you down the rabbit hole...




IF YOU HAVE A PILLOW LIKE THIS - You probably don't have a girl-friend.


TAGS: g f pillow lap
Rating: 3.71/5

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noiretnopal - June 27, 2012, 10:27 pm
No steve,Japanese girls are incredibly petite
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2012, 2:58 am
First the pet rock, then the Tamagotchi, and now this… this?!? A sucker born every minute.
SteveFurlong - June 26, 2012, 6:39 pm
Those legs look awfully thin. Are their girlfriends (or would-be girlfriends) around 8?


THE FUTURE - Will not sell well in America


TAGS: pill food
Rating: 3.63/5

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Airman - July 2, 2012, 6:16 pm
check ignition and may God's love be with you
Iconoclast - July 2, 2012, 4:57 pm
Multi-vitamin with Calcium supplement, followed by diabetes pills, high blood pressure pills, etc, etc
CloudchaserS - July 2, 2012, 12:09 pm
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on


NEO, 20 YEARS LATER - At your age, choosing the red pill means divorce.


TAGS: blue pill
Rating: 3.63/5

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CHEATING GETS YOU NO WHERE - That explains why Nancy is never invited to any sleepovers and pillow fights.


TAGS: cheating pillows sleepover explains invited
Rating: 3.6/5

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MissPriss - May 15, 2012, 10:07 am
Thanks dy and sorry for the flashbacks
dy2012 - May 15, 2012, 3:04 am
nyahaha nice one, but this reminds me of viral video of a mother hitting her child with a pillow... so sad ..I guess it's postpartum kicking in


ONE HELL OF A DRUG -


TAGS: sept 19 motifake pill drugs
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Pacifist - September 20, 2009, 12:54 am
That's a benefit. Well I'm not sold on this one then.
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 11:11 pm
Benefits? It's a suppository.
Pacifist - September 19, 2009, 11:03 pm
What are its benefits?
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 7:29 pm
It's cool... you guys are the only true gage of quality that I look to. Besides, where's the fun in a motifake utopia?
RONSART - September 19, 2009, 7:27 pm
man-o...man-o...just saw too...sniped...hell spamed or something.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 7:26 pm
Great one! lol Rick James reference for the win! 5/5
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 7:25 pm
2.6 after 10 votes! LOL... I'm being sniped!
RONSART - September 19, 2009, 7:21 pm
Wow...u on another great streak of super posters.
spacedog - September 19, 2009, 7:19 pm
Course not. I've never taken yoga lesson. Have you?
MrRandom - September 19, 2009, 7:17 pm
Speaking from experience Space?
spacedog - September 19, 2009, 7:16 pm
You're definitely gonna have some of those side effects shoving your monitor up your bum.
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 7:10 pm
Are you sitting down?
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 7:06 pm
Might work.
Sean - September 19, 2009, 7:04 pm
Is that a suppository?
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 6:48 pm
Stop peeing on the monitor, mooooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2009, 6:48 pm
I appear as a seriously hung over Cow......this poster still appears as a yellow screen to me.
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 6:46 pm
You appear as a blue avatar. No yellow.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2009, 6:41 pm
WTF? In full size this poster appears as a yellow screen....is it just me?


BREWANOMETRY - So if beer is 97% water, and humans are 60% water...then... I'm H 2 hosed.


TAGS: sept 16th water beer math oops spilled some slurp
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by spacedog

LogicDude - September 17, 2009, 9:41 am
THIS is a most excellent example of PUN-anometry! 5 sloshed lions!


CAPTAIN GREYBEARD - Pillaging Bourgeois Bullshit Since 2006




FORESIGHT - IT'S HARD TO -


TAGS: pills thumbs problems
Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 10:58 pm
Very well done. 5L


BP RESPONSIBILITY -


TAGS: bp oil spill
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by lane1431

lane1431 - May 28, 2010, 1:55 pm
Double edge sword,,,funny but at the same time not funny at all.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 28, 2010, 11:03 am
I have failed at commenting
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 28, 2010, 11:02 am
*not (between the second "anyone" and "reading")
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 28, 2010, 10:57 am
Anyone reading the tags will "get" the joke....anyone reading the tags will not laugh. 1L


BP = BEYOND PROSECUTION -




KILL IT WITH FIRE!! - Burn off the oil before it reaches the SHORE. KILL IT WITH FIRE!! The best way to unwant something!




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