Pill Demotivational Poster
A MOMENT - of silence please *sniff*
HAPPY PILLS -
THIS CHOCOLATE IS DELICIOUS!!!!! -
Exploding Pillow -
RED PILL, BLUE PILL -
ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA -
KARAOKE - WAY Cooler Than Raping And Pillaging
KILLSBURY DOUGH BOY - POKE HIM AND HE WILL KILL YOU!
GIRLFRIEND - The only one you're sleeping with tonight. Where's my "love" holes?
PILLOW FIGHT - You are serious about it.
PILLOWS - Comfortable enough to lay your head on, Strong enough to silence that annoying bitch beside you. God Bless Lime.
OCCUPY - They want to stay in city parks, oh hell why not!
ANALGESICS - Sir, the pills go in your mouth.
FOREIGN DREAMS -
THE MULTI PURPOSE PILLOW -
READ THE LABELS - Before you let the guy ram the ship into a Sun!
SLEEPING PILLS - The new permanent kind
EPIC MOTORBOATING -
ANTI-SOCIAL - as if social networking wasn't anti-social enough
ALWAYS REMEMBER -
DIET PILLS - These are endorsed by Oprah & Rosie.
DOGERPILLAR - I told you crossbreeding a dog with a caterpillar was a bad idea! But did you listen? Nooooooo!
L.E.O.G.'S ANIME EPISODE - Don't make Goku go to an even more ridiculous Super-Saiya level!
THE GOOD OL DAYS -
BEER RUN -
LONGER THAN THE BENEFITS -
REVENGE - In 1773 Americans spilled a few pounds of British tea in Boston Harbor. Over 200 yrs later those limey bastards spilled tons of oil in the Gulf of Mexico. Touché
LATE COFFEE -
ENDANGERED SPECIES - Thanks B P Thanks A Lot
YOUR PRESCRIPTION - Take One for inflammation, itching, burning, seething, ants in pants, craniorectal insertion, heebie jeebies, and hyperventilation
L.E.O.G.'S ANIME EPISODE - It shall be done, because Akira wills it so!
BP - MOLDING OUR FUTURE -
CONFIDENCE - Even if you have a Semi, you may still need help getting it up.
LEON SYNDROME - Mental illness that causes one to completely spoil the ending to a movie.
L.E.O.G.'S ANIME EPISODE - Do it, or we'll let Minmei sing!
ATTENTION PALE PEOPLE -
"THE TALK" - The 'Birds and Bees' talk is never easy... And far less effective when you open with "son, your mom trapped me"
BRITISH PETROLEUM - They know!
DEMI Lovato -
PILLOW BITERS - Now have a choice. Salty yogurt and bubble yum.
THE SPOILER - Way to wreck another movie, Leon!
THE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY - Ain't that happy no more.
CO-HOST 3000 VS. WALL-E - THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!
BP'S NEW VICE PRESIDENT -
WHAT YOU KNOW -
WHAT SIGNS WILL I SEE -
MR. PILL - Always traveling with the best of company.
OIL SPILL -
BIRTH CONTROL PILLS - What a guy wants to see...When she invites you in "for coffee"
RESPONSIBILITY - Taking care of nature before it takes care of us. --Memo to BP CEO.
SPILLED MILK -
MOTIFAKERS TIME MACHINE -
MEDICATED - And absolutely fabulous !!!
ACID RUSH - should have taken the red pill
DIAMONDS - They're a girl's best friend.
G O A T S I E - He's a goat and he eats his own milk!
SPILLED MILK - No Matter What You Say, I Find This Very Upsetting!
L.E.O.G.'S ANIME EPISODE - Make it happen, or face the wrath of Harem no Jutsu!
L.E.O.G.'S ANIME EPISODE - The God of the New World wants it!
A GOOD MOTIFAKE? -
she's awake -
Turbo Walker -
Not Yet Mister -
my memory foam pillow -
IMPULSIVENESS - Even though you have the urge, sometimes you just can't grasp it.
THE SECRET - to a successful website Merchandising
LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING -
Glass Doors -
STICK IT TO THE MAN -
SURFING - It's gonna be rad with your new Haz-Mat suit on.
AT NIGHT I LAY STILL AND SILENT TRYING TO SLEEP - but my conscience is the sick twisted arbiter which keeps me up at all hours of the night
THE FUTURE -
STRANGE BRAINS AND AUDIBLES -
GREYBEARD PARTIES - This seems normal after you've gone to one
DRUG DEALER - Both pills will make you experience and see things Alice could never imagine - see you down the rabbit hole...
IF YOU HAVE A PILLOW LIKE THIS - You probably don't have a girl-friend.
THE FUTURE - Will not sell well in America
NEO, 20 YEARS LATER - At your age, choosing the red pill means divorce.
CHEATING GETS YOU NO WHERE - That explains why Nancy is never invited to any sleepovers and pillow fights.
ONE HELL OF A DRUG -
BREWANOMETRY - So if beer is 97% water, and humans are 60% water...then... I'm H 2 hosed.
CAPTAIN GREYBEARD - Pillaging Bourgeois Bullshit Since 2006
FORESIGHT - IT'S HARD TO -
BP RESPONSIBILITY -
BP = BEYOND PROSECUTION -
KILL IT WITH FIRE!! - Burn off the oil before it reaches the SHORE. KILL IT WITH FIRE!! The best way to unwant something!
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